January 2010
In Which We Put You On The Right Literary Track →
fuckyeahreading:
(via thisrecording.com)
December 2009
My mum is like Phoebe Buffay...looks like her AND...
I love it.
Stand naked before the moonlight...I just want the...
Mum: Honey, I just called to tell you that tonight is a full moon lunar eclipse in Cancer, AND it's a blue moon - second full moon in the same month!
Me: Oh jesus, that sounds heavy, and potentially awesome
Mum: How are you feeling, since you're a Cancer and all?
Me: Mostly congested
Mum: You're still sick, huh?!
Me: Unfortunately, but I'm still going out tonight
Mum: Poor dear, what are you doing tonight?
Me: Um, probably getting together with mah boys and toking on the reefer
Mum: Well, don't do too much
Me: Thanks, ma, I won't
Mum: Okay, also, take advantage of tonight's lunar powers by standing naked before the moonlight and reciting your wish for what you want 3 times
Me: Ma, that's gonna be hard because it's January AND I live in downtown Toronto
Mum: I didn't say outside, can't you stand in your window or something
Me: Yeah, 'cause getting arrested for indecent exposure sounds like a way to ring in the new year
Mum: Alright, well, just try to do it before you go out tonight, I just want the best for you
You never come back, not all the way. Always there is an odd distance between...
– Marya Hornbacher (via funeral) (via saveenergyplayinthedark) (via isthisblood)
Fuck off, cell phones. Fuck off, texting and... →
crowth:
electronicalrattlebag:(via claytoncubitt)
You would not believe
katoleary:
the number of women who knowingly stay with men who clearly only married them to gain access to their children.
It is not a good world.
HOLY GINGER BALLS!
I just just fucking realized that today, this day, is the last day of a decade of WHOA! for me. ‘Whoa’ in that I went through 10 years (like many of you) of character-forming, painful, joyous years, days, minutes and seconds.
I graduated high school in 2000 and moved with my then bf to Ottawa where he was going to school and I tagged along because I was disgustingly dependent on him...
Three things you should say to someone who tells...
katoleary:
I’m sorry that happened to you.
You are really brave for talking about it.
You are not alone.
Ebert’s Top 10 of the decade
oldfilmsflicker:
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
The Hurt Locker (2009) “Apart from this psychological process, Katherine Bigelow’s film has a masterful command of editing, tempo, character and photography. Using no stunts and CGI, she creates a convincing portrayal of the conditions a man like James faces. She builds with classical tools. She evokes suspense, dread, identification. She asks if...
I never use the lime or the salt with a tequila...
thefondest:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(904): She just used a chaser for red wine.
Chasers in general are for babies. BABIES I TELL YOU
2009, Your Lust To Kill Was A Thing Of Legend. now...
(via suicidewatch)
The cripple fight episode of South Park is on
vindicatedc:
All is right in the world.
I am trying to stop being so angry all the time.
katoleary:
The world will not let me.
It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need...
– CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Choke (via macaroononastick) (via coffeeandlipstick)
Seasonal Affective Disorder
isthisblood:
funeral:
milktrees:
Depression: Low mood, worse than and different from normal sadness, Negative thoughts and feelings, Guilt and loss of self-esteem, Sometimes hopelessness and despair, Sometimes apathy and inability to feel
Sleep Problems: The need to sleep more, A tendency to oversleep, Difficulty staying awake during the day and/or disturbed sleep with very early morning...
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