
Blair: I mean who gets wasted on Thanksgiving!
Serena: The holidays are lonely for people, I wanted to keep ‘em company. WOOOOOOOO!
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so MY mom is freaking out.
Serena: What, which means you freak out? Blair! Just cut the cord, go nuts! Come on, let’s do shots!
Blair: I told Lily that you were buying a pie!
Serena: Ooh, pie.
Blair: Where is your purse?
Serena: Uhh … My purse.
Blair: Great, alright. Stay here, okay? I’m going to go look for it. Don’t drink or hit on anything.Serena is the worst.
She is. I despise the way she talks. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. ENUNCIATE!